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Hook Intensive for Artists

£95.00

Sell more art without shouting, selling out, or losing your voice

You’re making good work.
You’ve sold some pieces.
But right now, not enough of the right people are finding you.

Your website feels quiet.
Social media is more effort than it’s worth.
Mailing list? Tiny.
Exhibitions? Costly, exhausting, and never quite guaranteed.

None of that means your art isn’t good enough.
It means people don’t instantly get you yet.

That’s fixable.

The fastest way to change everything

You don’t need more posts.
You don’t need to “try harder”.
You don’t need sales tactics that make your skin crawl.

You need a hook.

Something simple, clear, and unmistakably you.
Words that make people stop, remember you, and want to know more.

A hook is what you say:

  • on your website homepage

  • in your social profiles

  • on exhibition walls

  • in email footers

  • when someone asks, “So… what kind of art do you make?”

When your hook is right:

  • curators pay attention

  • browsers pause

  • buyers ask the price

Everything else you do starts working better.

Why this works (and why it doesn’t feel gross)

I’m very good at finding hooks.
And I hate cheesy sales lines.

I don’t dress your work up in hype.
I get to the core of what you’re actually doing — and say it clearly, beautifully, and memorably.

Some artists literally just write “Artist” on their profile.

A restaurant wouldn’t survive if it just offered “Food”.

Your art deserves better words than that.

How it works

We talk. Properly.

We have a 45-minute Zoom conversation where I listen, question, and pull out what’s already there but hard to see when you’re inside your own work.

Within two working days, you get a complete, ready-to-use messaging pack:

  • 1 headline (website H1 / exhibition strapline)

  • 1 short bio (around 50 words)

  • 1 Instagram bio

  • 3 one-line descriptors (LinkedIn, email footer, About page)

  • 1 exhibition poster line (the attention grabber)

You don’t get theory.
You don’t get homework.

You get words you can paste in immediately.

Words that make people stop scrolling.
Words that make your work easier to talk about.
Words that finally feel like you.

Before → After

Before:
A R T I S T – M A K E R

After:
Artist creating beautiful traps to help you stop and just… be

Before:
Nature, colour & creative connection

After:
Abstract art for people who feel most alive in the natural world

Same artist.
Same work.
Very different response.

I call this Luck Engineering

Because “getting lucky” isn’t random.

You get noticed.
You get remembered.
You get talked about.

That’s how opportunities appear.

I did this for myself — that’s where Gentle Marketer came from.
Once those words were on my homepage, everything quietly lifted.

The details (so you know where you stand)

  • £95 (offer price)

  • Written by me — not AI

  • Up to two revision rounds within 7 days

  • 30-day satisfaction guarantee or your money back

Fair warning: this takes real thinking time, so I won’t keep it this price forever.

If you’re ready to be easier to understand, easier to remember, and easier to buy from —

Book your Hook Intensive.

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Sell more art without shouting, selling out, or losing your voice

You’re making good work.
You’ve sold some pieces.
But right now, not enough of the right people are finding you.

Your website feels quiet.
Social media is more effort than it’s worth.
Mailing list? Tiny.
Exhibitions? Costly, exhausting, and never quite guaranteed.

None of that means your art isn’t good enough.
It means people don’t instantly get you yet.

That’s fixable.

The fastest way to change everything

You don’t need more posts.
You don’t need to “try harder”.
You don’t need sales tactics that make your skin crawl.

You need a hook.

Something simple, clear, and unmistakably you.
Words that make people stop, remember you, and want to know more.

A hook is what you say:

  • on your website homepage

  • in your social profiles

  • on exhibition walls

  • in email footers

  • when someone asks, “So… what kind of art do you make?”

When your hook is right:

  • curators pay attention

  • browsers pause

  • buyers ask the price

Everything else you do starts working better.

Why this works (and why it doesn’t feel gross)

I’m very good at finding hooks.
And I hate cheesy sales lines.

I don’t dress your work up in hype.
I get to the core of what you’re actually doing — and say it clearly, beautifully, and memorably.

Some artists literally just write “Artist” on their profile.

A restaurant wouldn’t survive if it just offered “Food”.

Your art deserves better words than that.

How it works

We talk. Properly.

We have a 45-minute Zoom conversation where I listen, question, and pull out what’s already there but hard to see when you’re inside your own work.

Within two working days, you get a complete, ready-to-use messaging pack:

  • 1 headline (website H1 / exhibition strapline)

  • 1 short bio (around 50 words)

  • 1 Instagram bio

  • 3 one-line descriptors (LinkedIn, email footer, About page)

  • 1 exhibition poster line (the attention grabber)

You don’t get theory.
You don’t get homework.

You get words you can paste in immediately.

Words that make people stop scrolling.
Words that make your work easier to talk about.
Words that finally feel like you.

Before → After

Before:
A R T I S T – M A K E R

After:
Artist creating beautiful traps to help you stop and just… be

Before:
Nature, colour & creative connection

After:
Abstract art for people who feel most alive in the natural world

Same artist.
Same work.
Very different response.

I call this Luck Engineering

Because “getting lucky” isn’t random.

You get noticed.
You get remembered.
You get talked about.

That’s how opportunities appear.

I did this for myself — that’s where Gentle Marketer came from.
Once those words were on my homepage, everything quietly lifted.

The details (so you know where you stand)

  • £95 (offer price)

  • Written by me — not AI

  • Up to two revision rounds within 7 days

  • 30-day satisfaction guarantee or your money back

Fair warning: this takes real thinking time, so I won’t keep it this price forever.

If you’re ready to be easier to understand, easier to remember, and easier to buy from —

Book your Hook Intensive.

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